Jingle for the poor
and once you get your welfare check
you can kiss my mistletoe
Ho Ho Ho”
Rap beef. We’ve all heard about Biggie and Tupac, Nas and Jay-Z, Ice Cube and Easy E. But the rap beef you probably HAVEN’T heard about is the ongoing feud between The Treacherous Three and Santa Claus.
Xmas Rap is pretty much a diss track on Santa. And from what L.A. Sunshine, Kool Moe Dee and Special K have to say, the beef is justified. These guys don’t have Christmas tree, they don’t have a warm coat and when Santa shows up he is drunk and he gives them a G.I. Joe with a broken Kung-Fu grip. That’s messed up y’all.
But hold up– Santa’s got something to say here. The economy is bad, brothers be robbing him, the elves aren’t working for free. And the worst part, Santa doesn’t even have a ride:
“If you ask me I’m doing much worse worse than before
with the welfare cuts I don’t eat no more
If I did want to go out I couldn’t go no where
Cause I ate every last one of them reindeer”
That’s right. Santa ate the reindeer.
The Treacherous Three – Xmas Rap Un-Censored (download)
(link fixed 10/07/09–thempm)